Week Three - Postgame Bukake
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-10-23 16:36:52
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Running Backs not named Westbrook or Brown continued to be surpassed by their go catching counterparts and two of the preseason favorites for top five QBs totaled a whopping -3 points this week. The '72 Miami Dolphins uncorked the Champagne early this year as every team in our unify now has a loss.
Wanting to see placekickers get the ascribe they deserve. aggroup Scorpio takes one on the chin this week with Matt Stover leading all starters in points (I just typed "pints" five times instead of points could this be some kind of problem?) Drew Brees apparently has a visual disorder that causes him to see Marques Colston when Keith Bulluck's jersey enters his field of vision. Farley's performance this week was a camaro to last week's firebird. Hey how about that Marc Bulger??? A big fat -2 points. Why don't you go back to Mo-town and destroy some furniture to try and get your Mojo back. MBIII continues to impress with his ass planted firmly on Team Scorpio's cushy bench. At least Steven Jackson is hurt so I don't have to do any mental transfer wringing over who to go away at RB next week. UGGGG!!!!!
Holy egest the Crumhammer drops some serious offensive juice on the Wargosquid change surface with Kevin "two first names" Curtis's white inform producing ass watching from the sidelines. "What can Brown Do For You?" Apparently anything he wants as long as he is playing the J-E-T-S. Steve Smith drops the classic dogpile after a huge week and Wargosquid tries to move things up with the waiver wire acquisition of Jason Campbell. Surely he ordain undergo a huge game against the Giants' lousy pass "D" well say hello to my little friend Mathias Kinukanowanowa. (Actually Mele Kalikimaka is not little his player bio lists him at 6-5" and 285 lbs and his name is also how Hawaiians say Merry Christmas)
D-Bub's offense failed to show up but they had a great time rafting in WV this pass with Bubby and Hab. Not only did Travis Henry get thrown from the raft multiple times he managed fill at least three women while on the move. Brett Favre didn't make Day Two in the raft zonked out in the cabin after one too many Percosets (say to FAvre - don't try to keep up with Bubby while partying) but all in all everyone had a good time. Swinger manages to evade the "W" after Drew Brees posts a -1 in the point department for another infamous Monday Night Nutshot. Another putrid performance by LJ didn't help either (if this keeps up a woman is going to beat). Riding the Randy Moss bandwagon can only gets you so far before he gets a parking violation and inform blows up. If there was ever a beacon of sportsmanship hard work and giving it all on every play. Randy Moss is that beacon. Did someone just mouth comeback player of the year?
Joe vs. Dave give me something to bring home the bacon with here other than like the two most common names ever. I don't affirm to be an NFL pundit but if I did I would point out that LT's longest go this season is 11 yards because it was apparently a requirement that anyone who writes about the NFL included that fact in their columns this week. Joey Galloway follows Steve Smith by failing to do sit after a huge week. Note to Dave: Don't go away Anquan Boldin next week after this week's intimidate performance. Joe continues to suffer without the guidance of Andy. MJD continues his sophomore slump. Joe loses Deuce for the year to another ACL tear and prays to the football gods that Clinton Portis suffers a study injury changing into his weekly alter ego press conference costume The contend of singular-named teams ends with a "W" for Dave.
The match-up of the week. Mike & Barry desperately need a "W" and have to approach off against the HAB/Chip Point Machine. D-Mac goes off in his Swedish National Team Jersey and Jeff Fisher hides a ham in the goal affix padding allowing Lendale color
to find the endzone clinching the win and providing HAB with a Monday Night Nutshot. Thank God the Russ"O" showed.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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